Once upon a time there was a little piece of bread and he wanted to become King
Toastie. To be that he had to be perfectly toasted, so he set off to be the most perfect toast.
Then he looked for the toaster but could not find it.
But then Bard the bagel fell and was rolling towards bready and he fell.
To his realization he had fallen onto a stove. When he got back up he was a perfect toast, so he became King Toastie.